wu.

you are ruining my trip to disneyland!

Debbie Downer @ Yahoo! Video

you can’t have da mango!

srsly guyz.

i think beer has ruined me.
never before have i blacked out so many times in a row from drinking. every time i went out partying these past two months, i can’t remember fuck all from the end of the night before. i like to blame julia niendorf and her good influence, cause she’s h-core as fuck like that, but really… i’m a lush now.
god damn it.

on a side note…

murphy’s law.

the shocker, feat. george dubya and co.

the babies i bake fill a volcano!

who ever thought mondays could be so fucking epic.
i saw GWAR. for free. and it rocked the god damn out of me.

for those who aren’t familiar with this awe-inspiring band, i think the fact they were on jerry springer can help explain how nuts they are.

oh.. and joan rivers old show.

they were AWESOME. they slit john mccain’s throat, beheaded obama and cut off hillary clinton’s tits. EPIC. there was a wrestling match and the lead singer was scalped. they stabbed babies, beheaded this fucked up dog that NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING. everything that shot blood got me right in the face. it ruled.

before gwar.

after gwar.

go see them. asap.

HA

the guy who puked on hollywood starts [as seen in Vice]

Vice: Why did you do this?

Jamie Taete: I was in LA and I just figured why not. It’s all people I have a fairly large problem with.

Is it real puke?

Yes. I tried to eat different gross combos of food, like for Wesley Snipes I ate Doritos and milk. I was hoping it would look really foul, but it all ended up looking the same.

How did you make yourself puke so much?

I just stuck my fingers down my throat.

It’s that easy for you?

Yeah, I puke quite a lot. I was brushing my teeth the other day and I puked because I accidentally brushed the back of my tongue.

Did anyone see you or try to stop you?

Most people just ignored me. I guess there’s weirder stuff happening on the boulevard at 4 AM. One person yelled at my friend while he was peeing on Siegfried & Roy’s star, but it was in Spanish so I don’t know what he said. Maybe he was saying, “Right on!”

How many stars did you puke on?

Twelve. There were tons more I wanted to do but I ran out of time. Plus I got really sick from doing it. I couldn’t eat for four days and my teeth felt really gravelly for a few days afterward from the stomach acid, I guess. I’m sorry I didn’t get to do Pierce Brosnan or Kim Basinger or Mariah Carey or Johnny Depp. And unfortunately Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, and Sandra Bullock don’t even have stars.

So you just, like, hate these people?

Yeah, with the exception of Meryl Streep and Olivia Newton-John. Those were affectionate pukes.

Who’s your ultimate most-hated celebrity?

Wesley Snipes is my least favorite person on earth probably. He’s just hideous. Have you heard about his ear hair?

Ear hair?

Apparently he has really long hair in one ear but he won’t cut it for some religious reason. They have to CGI it out of movies that he’s in. It really upsets me.

whoa.

pretty decent paintings.
kinda hotel room-y, but they show lots of talent.
adolf hitler painted all of them.
crazy.

a capella